Spiffy Cars

Hello, right now i’m in China, and this is the first time I’m able to post. (I’m posting from my cousin’s Apple laptop. THE KEYS ARE MADE OF RUBBER!) When I was in Guangzhou last week, I saw a LOT of exotic cars. Like  a Lamborghini Murcielargo. And three Porches. I mean, in Australia, we get no spiffy cars! NONE!



Since the beginning of time, me and my sister have been at each other’s throats.

However, she did save me from both electrocution and drowning, so I must thank her for that.

Last night, we had another of our whispering matches. (dramatized)

Sonia (whispering) Justin…. JUSTIN…. Can you hear me?…

Justin: Yes, douche-bag.

Sonia: Justin Beaver.

Justin. Sonia Mega-reatardo.

Sonia: MEH!

Justin: *snufflesnork*

Sonia: eeedioot.

Justin: Bitumen.

Sonia “donkey*” hole.

Justin: YOU FUM-BUM!

Mum: What is going on up there?


In other forms of revenge, this guy on Facebook  (Jonh Roy)keeps attacking my backyard in Backyard monsters. I sent him a message, which was saying that if  he/she keeps attacking me, I will bring deadly hell and other stuff to him. And then I killed him.


* You know what that means.

1000 hits is in sight!

One day, I was groveling and grumbling, because I couldn’t defeat the Pokemon Elite 4, due to Karen’s Houndoom killing every within sight. So, I just had to train my Pokemon in Victory Road. So after several days of killing Gravelers, Onix, Golbats, Rhyhorns and Donphans, I found a SPECIAL DONPHAN. A shiny one!

Wha' a 'Beaut!

Not REALLY a “Beaut”. It’s a shade of green, and looks like puke.

Well ANYWAY, my Pokemon were ten levels more than Donphan, (average lv 44) and so I tried to not damage it in the slightest. It almost killed my Gyarados, and I ended up catching it in a Nest ball.

In other news, this blog is almost up to 1000 hits! Whoopdeedoo! Ho ho ho! Hee hee hee! Ha ha ha! Woohoo!



Look at these pictures!

Today I was on my computer and I was just Googling random stuff, when I came across these cool pictures of what artists have done on the pavement.

Tiny Cars

Techno Geek posting

While I was on the road in Malaysia, I noticed that there were a lot of tiny cars. And if you see a tiny car on the road, you would expect to only have a couple of people in it, or maybe four tiny people.

But these cars had neither of these. They had about 8-10 people squashed up in them!

And now you are thinking, “How are they supposed to fit 10 seats at the back of the car?”

The answer is simple: They don’t. There are probably only two seats at the back of the car, but the Malaysians’ laws aren’t enforced very well, so they weren’t using seatbelts.

But who are they?

They are probably illegal immigrants from Indonesia. Malaysia looks bad, but Indonesia is appalling! My neighbour said that he had been to Malaysia and Indonesia, and compared with Indonesia, Malaysia is awesome.

We had to pass through some checkpoints to search for illegal immigrants. Their checking algorithm was dreadful! All they did was look at your faces. No ID check or anything! All they do is look at your face, your car, and see how many people you have. If you have a tiny car, with ten people squashed up in it and looking like they could eat KFC for a month and not get fat, they’ll pull you over to the side of the road and arrest you. If you don’t,  they’ll let you go!

Tiny Car

The camera angle was not very good, so you can't see them. Just imagine 10 people squashed up in that car.

Zimbabwean Dollar

Techno Geek posting

I received this really funny email about the Hyperinflation in Zimbabwe:



One 200 000 dollar note equals less than $0.10 cents.

December 22nd, a new note of 500 000 dollars introduced to the market!

Next – 750 000 dollars.

January – new note of 10 million dollars.

This US $10 dollar note is worth 10 times more than the 10 million dollars
Zimbabwe note.

A case worth 65 billion
Zimbabwe dollars which equals to $2000 US dollars.

This guy is going to a supermarket. The exchange rate is 25 million
Zimbabwe dollars for 1 US dollar.

This mountain of cash is worth $100.

50 Million note is then introduced!

Next is 250 million dollars note!

Sorry, how much is this t-shirt? – It’s cheap, only about 3 billion dollars!

May – a note of 500 million dollars is introduced!

June – note worth 25 and 50 billion are printed.

And finally – 100 billion dollars note!

What can you buy for it? Well, these 3 eggs for example.

That’s how people went to restaurants!

And the bills:

In August, the government devalued
Zimbabwe dollar by removing 10 zeros from notes.

However, inflation kept going up and in September for this amount of cash you could only buy 4 tomatoes.

And for this – some bread.

And then it started again: 20 000 dollars note in September.

50 000 a couple of weeks ago!

The 500 000 and 1,000,000 (new currency) notes have just been released.
11 November 2008 courtesy
The country’s currency plunged to a new record low on Monday, trading at an
average Z$28,4 quadrillion to the U.S. dollar and triggering massive price
increases….The hyperinflation is now estimated at over a quintillion percent, although
no one really knows.

All of which explains the attached pictures of the toilet… 😀

For those of you who cant see the sign properly:


to be used in this toilet





We forgot to watch the Wiggles!

One Day:

Me: Where are we going?

Mum: To pick up Sonia from work, of course! (in Chinese)

Alex: Can we get ice cream Pretty pretty please, I’ll marry youuuuuu!


Sonia: We forgot to listen to the Wiggles for Christmas!


Well, the two last images are bogus, but you get the idea. So why did we get all touchy over not listening to the Wiggles on Christmas? I’ll tell you why.

Listen to Dumbledore. He's awesome.











Yule? Geddit? You'll? Yule! You'll be wiggling?

Ahhh. Nothing like Christmas without listening to Wiggles CDs in the Air-con. Unfortunately, we don’t have an air con anymore. Well, it’s (9:20 pm in Australia and we still haven’t listened to the CD, even if it is five days after Christmas.