Watch out, here comes the NINJABURGER!

We had an English test at North Shore, and this is what one of the subjects were about.

We wish all the time to be able to provide you hot fresh delivery and to propose to you a joy of eating burger life. Let’s enjoy the burger with a smooth fries of our ancestors. You will be sure you will be satisfied.

Ninja Burger bring happy life, healthy life. Guaranteed, or we commit seppuku.

As masters of the ancient art of Fast Food Delivery, we guarantee that all our customers are happy. In fact, there is no such thing as an unhappy customer. We mean that. If you are unhappy, we will be happy to send a ninja deliveryperson to speak with you about what is making you unhappy. And then you will be happy. Or else you will not be. Alive, that is.

This turned out to be a parody website. Speaking of parodies, my friend Jarod has recently been obsessed with “Weird Al” Yankovic songs. The song, eBay, is based on the Backstreet Boys song, I want it that way. It is so popular, that nine people began to sing it when the bell was about to ring. I like the song “Virus alert.”
This is the link. Embing was disabled in this video, and it keeps stuffing up in my computer.
This is my favorite part:
If you can’t see it, it asks: Does he work here?

One Comment on “Watch out, here comes the NINJABURGER!”

  1. stacy says:

    makes me want to drink alchoholic beverages

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