Twilight MINTS?

I was shopping with my mum, to get Wii Fit Plus, (a really awesome game) and looking at the “Feed your Family for under Ten Dollars brochures, and realising that Curtis Stone’s smile is always very similar in every picture.

His teeth glowed like the silver sun, and, still brimming with pride, held up a crisp ten- dollar note.

Well ANYWAY, I saw something rather scary. Bella Swan, Jacob Black, and Edward Cullen glaring up at me (with that famous Twilight stare) FROM A MINT BOX.

Normally, Eclipse mints look like this-

but due to some agreement, Eclipse has turned into THE TWILIGHT SAGA-ECLIPSE.

 

I'm... to Se*y for my shirt, to se*y for my pants, oh yar.

 

 

 

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