Spiffy Cars

Hello, right now i’m in China, and this is the first time I’m able to post. (I’m posting from my cousin’s Apple laptop. THE KEYS ARE MADE OF RUBBER!) When I was in Guangzhou last week, I saw a LOT of exotic cars. Like  a Lamborghini Murcielargo. And three Porches. I mean, in Australia, we get no spiffy cars! NONE!



Grrrr.

Since the beginning of time, me and my sister have been at each other’s throats.

However, she did save me from both electrocution and drowning, so I must thank her for that.

Last night, we had another of our whispering matches. (dramatized)

Sonia (whispering) Justin…. JUSTIN…. Can you hear me?…

Justin: Yes, douche-bag.

Sonia: Justin Beaver.

Justin. Sonia Mega-reatardo.

Sonia: MEH!

Justin: *snufflesnork*

Sonia: eeedioot.

Justin: Bitumen.

Sonia “donkey*” hole.

Justin: YOU FUM-BUM!

Mum: What is going on up there?

*silence*

In other forms of revenge, this guy on Facebook  (Jonh Roy)keeps attacking my backyard in Backyard monsters. I sent him a message, which was saying that if  he/she keeps attacking me, I will bring deadly hell and other stuff to him. And then I killed him.

Hows THAT FOR REVENGE, HUH? MWAHAHAHA!

* You know what that means.

1000 hits is in sight!

One day, I was groveling and grumbling, because I couldn’t defeat the Pokemon Elite 4, due to Karen’s Houndoom killing every within sight. So, I just had to train my Pokemon in Victory Road. So after several days of killing Gravelers, Onix, Golbats, Rhyhorns and Donphans, I found a SPECIAL DONPHAN. A shiny one!

Wha' a 'Beaut!

Not REALLY a “Beaut”. It’s a shade of green, and looks like puke.

Well ANYWAY, my Pokemon were ten levels more than Donphan, (average lv 44) and so I tried to not damage it in the slightest. It almost killed my Gyarados, and I ended up catching it in a Nest ball.

In other news, this blog is almost up to 1000 hits! Whoopdeedoo! Ho ho ho! Hee hee hee! Ha ha ha! Woohoo!

Look at these pictures!

Today I was on my computer and I was just Googling random stuff, when I came across these cool pictures of what artists have done on the pavement.

Tiny Cars

Techno Geek posting

While I was on the road in Malaysia, I noticed that there were a lot of tiny cars. And if you see a tiny car on the road, you would expect to only have a couple of people in it, or maybe four tiny people.

But these cars had neither of these. They had about 8-10 people squashed up in them!

And now you are thinking, “How are they supposed to fit 10 seats at the back of the car?”

The answer is simple: They don’t. There are probably only two seats at the back of the car, but the Malaysians’ laws aren’t enforced very well, so they weren’t using seatbelts.

But who are they?

They are probably illegal immigrants from Indonesia. Malaysia looks bad, but Indonesia is appalling! My neighbour said that he had been to Malaysia and Indonesia, and compared with Indonesia, Malaysia is awesome.

We had to pass through some checkpoints to search for illegal immigrants. Their checking algorithm was dreadful! All they did was look at your faces. No ID check or anything! All they do is look at your face, your car, and see how many people you have. If you have a tiny car, with ten people squashed up in it and looking like they could eat KFC for a month and not get fat, they’ll pull you over to the side of the road and arrest you. If you don’t,  they’ll let you go!

The camera angle was not very good, so you can't see them. Just imagine 10 people squashed up in that car.

Zimbabwean Dollar

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I received this really funny email about the Hyperinflation in Zimbabwe:

THIS WAS ORIGINALLY SENT ON 13/02/2009.

We forgot to watch the Wiggles!

One Day:

Me: Where are we going?

Mum: To pick up Sonia from work, of course! (in Chinese)

Alex: Can we get ice cream Pretty pretty please, I’ll marry youuuuuu!

AFTER PICKING UP SONIA:

Sonia: We forgot to listen to the Wiggles for Christmas!

Well, the two last images are bogus, but you get the idea. So why did we get all touchy over not listening to the Wiggles on Christmas? I’ll tell you why.

Listen to Dumbledore. He's awesome.

In fact, we ALWAYS LISTEN TO THIS CD.

Yule? Geddit? You'll? Yule! You'll be wiggling?

Ahhh. Nothing like Christmas without listening to Wiggles CDs in the Air-con. Unfortunately, we don’t have an air con anymore. Well, it’s (9:20 pm in Australia and we still haven’t listened to the CD, even if it is five days after Christmas.

My list of must- have PDN plugins

Wait. I only have one cool application, Paint.Net, and that isn’t as cool as photoshop or PaintShop Pro.

Alright, I will rename this post.

My list of must-have pdn plugins.

1. The Fire Plugin: (http://forums.getpaint.net/index.php?showtopic=10518) This is EPIC. Install it in the Effects folder.

Boom. My second most favorite word next to Kapow.

2: The Pyrochild Plugin pack. http://www.box.net/shared/rfc863iy75 (install in Effects.)

All you ever wanted. It has the smudge tool. THE FREAKIN’ SMUDGE TOOL!

3.  Icon and Cursors: http://forums.getpaint.net/index.php?/topic/927-icon-cursor-and-animated-cursor-format-v37-may-2010/ (install in Filetypes) I made a Dunce hat cursor with this.

4. Custom Brushes. Does what it says. Gives you different brushes. (install in effects.) http://forums.getpaint.net/index.php?/topic/15218-simon-bs-plg-pack-inc-custombrushesmini-4th-nov-10/

5. BoltBait’s plugin pack. http://forums.getpaint.net/index.php?/topic/8318-boltbaits-plugin-pack-updated-july-15-2010/ (Install into effects) It’s a bit of a backup with Pyrochild. I recommend installing both.

Alright.

Install Paint.Net at http://www.getpaint.net/ It’s not as versatile as Photoshop, but it is FREE!

How to install PDN plugins:

These are the folders you install it in,

I made a new folder, Plugins. If it is a winzip file , put it in the plugins and extract it into either filetypes (I think those are for extra extensions like .ico and .cur) 90% of the time it is in Effects. You can delete them by going to the folder (effects filetypes) and deleting them. (they are .dll) You should know how to extract a winzip file. If you don’t, look at this:http://hesperia.gsfc.nasa.gov/hessi/solar_install/How_to_extract.html

Me and Malaysia

Techno Geek posting

I am currently posting in Malaysia, with a really slow

dongle. I guess I’m just spoilt.

Anyway, Malaysia was not how I expected. My mum  used to live there, but she hasn’t been back for 30 years. When she spoke of how Malaysia was like when she was younger, she spoke of an undeveloped country. But it has been 30 years and with technology moving so fast, who knows what might have happened?

Also, in the tourism ads, they all had pictures like this:

But, in reality it looked like this. All right, I did edit it, but it just looks more epic that way, okay?

I was quite disappointed. But I still had lots of fun.

I am coming back in a few more days.

Techno Geek comes to town!

Techno Geek posting

Hello, I am Techno Geek. I am posting on Evil Nitsuj’s blog while he is away on his holiday to China (But that is about a month away). I am one of Evil Nitsuj’s closest friends so he picked me to post on his blog while he is away. He also asked another of his friends, Long Legs to post but he said

Thomas is quite evil and unfriendly, you know.

So, that just leaves me. Once Evil Nitsuj goes to China, I’m going to change the Gravatar, too!

Also, instead of having one post every time I get onto WordPress, I will have one post per topic. But if you don’t like it, feel free to comment.